Take your childhood Green Army Men... and give 'em a coffee addiction and some downtime!
This hilarious, detailed resin soldier is no longer charging into battle — he's on a real-world mission: surviving deadlines, MRE breaks, and the daily grind.
Available in 4 epic poses (sold separately or as set):
- Coffee Break Mode — Sipping from his canteen mug like it's 0600 PT (perfect next to your monitor)
- MRE Chow Time — Kneeling with spoon in mouth, devouring field rations (every vet's nostalgia hit)
- Chill Operator — Hands behind head, boots up, post-mission relax (man cave essential)
- Recon Scout — Binoculars up, scanning for threats (or just the next email)
Key Features:
- High-quality, hand-painted green resin — durable, non-toxic, ~5-6 inches tall
- Realistic details: helmet, vest, boots, facial expressions full of personality
- Perfect desk guardian for office, home office, garage, or shelf
- Great conversation starter — coworkers will crack up every time
Ideal Gifts For:
- Veterans, active duty, reservists (military humor they’ll actually laugh at)
- Dads, husbands, boyfriends who served or love army jokes
- Office buddies needing a daily dose of fun
- Toy Story fans, military collectors, or anyone who appreciates witty decor
Bring some battlefield humor to your workspace — because even soldiers need a coffee break!
Limited run — grab yours before he ships out to another desk! Proudly supporting American-made vibes. 🇺🇸
Specifications
- Material：resin, display cases for collectibles, mini toys, desk toys, desk with bookshelf
- size: 5.5CM