đ "BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH" đ
Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge—the Middle Finger Witch Statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing haters, and manifesting pure chaotic energy.
Why She’s Spellbinding:
â 100% UNFILTERED – Casts side-eye and curses
â WITCH APPROVED – Hand-painted resin with "go to hell" elegance
â GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving
đ„ "NOT TODAY, SATAN… OR YOU, KAREN." đ„
#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy
(Broom not included. Attitude comes standard.)
[CTA] "SUMMON THE SASS" with animated lightning effect
Approximately 4 in high